step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
A little while (a week or so) after I saw this post for the first time, I fell asleep without blowing out my candle by accident. When I woke up suddenly, my hand flew up and I knocked it onto a paper towel and almost burned down my room. And instead of freaking out after I put it out, I went back to sleep softly crying “Wakey wakey big mistakey” and slept another 6 hours.
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
It’s depressing seeing how many people give up on their dreams at a young age because they’re told to “be realistic”.
I only said yes because there was food involved