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thatfunnyblog:

This is becoming my new favorite thing

(Source: dopeybeauty, via foreveremilyjamie)

phlynn:

Industrial goth dance groups are having a good time

(via theanti90smovement)

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

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youwinagainmoffat:

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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A little while (a week or so) after I saw this post for the first time, I fell asleep without blowing out my candle by accident. When I woke up suddenly, my hand flew up and I knocked it onto a paper towel and almost burned down my room. And instead of freaking out after I put it out, I went back to sleep softly crying “Wakey wakey big mistakey” and slept another 6 hours.

(via cerulean-warbler)

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

(via onlinegf)

shes beauty, shes grace

(Source: createthefuckingchaos, via tyleroakley)

justin-bernardo:

It’s depressing seeing how many people give up on their dreams at a young age because they’re told to “be realistic”.

(via lit-tra-lee)

lameborghini:

*legally changes last name to my url*

Lol

(via pvrishilton)

I only said yes because there was food involved

flabbygrannytits:

I ate an entire pizza tonight.